UFO Sighting in New York, New York on 2017-12-19 05:06:00 - A sheet of a4+ paper

I woke up and felt a moving object inside me like a piece of paper that was floating in and out of my chest. the ceiling of the room was completely black and the floor seemed to be slightly illuminated. i couldn't move, this a ufo's piece of paper wasn't moving inside me, then i fell asleep. after some time i got sick strongly foot but the pain was in front of the fingers at a distance of 20-30 centimeters that i was very surprised. and most importantly, i wake up and weigh myself, then after 2-3 hours i weigh myself again and i weigh 10-11 kg less. it's incredible, i've tested it a few times. i didn't go to the toilet, i drank 1 coffee only. how could that be? if it's the fucking aliens that teleported into me, i'm entitled to compensation from nasa and un!